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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 03:41
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why does he text me first but when I never text first he gets mad?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Asia stocks buoyed by tech gains; trade, economic uncertainty persists - Investing.com
They put up a sign reading
share office space ...
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Kelp forest collapse alters food web and energy dynamics in the Gulf of Maine - Phys.org
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
30-Day No-Sugar, High-Fiber, Anti-Inflammatory Meal Plan, Created by a Dietitian - EatingWell
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
Then came..